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With Elon Musk ruining Twitter, it's time to get back to hollering on street corners
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoWith Elon Musk ripping Twitter apart like a lion in a house made of gazelle meat, many are eyeing...
This is a parody of Elon Musk – please do not ban me from Twitter (or sue me)
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years ago(Before this column begins, I would like to make clear this is parody and SHOULD NOT result in me...
The BEST 2023 Predictions: Musk kills Twitter, Kanye babbles, DeSantis labeled a toad
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoAs a professional American columnist, I’m constitutionally required to write my predictions for the...
Kanye West, Tommy Tuberville and the antisemitic, racist, no good, very bad weekend
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoIt was a big weekend for high-profile, public displays of antisemitism and racism. (That sentence...
Fox News lied to you. Here are some ways to move forward.
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoIt has been a bad couple of weeks for the fabulists at Fox News. Text messages made public as part...
Lower gas prices, the PACT Act and other ways Democrats are being mean to Republicans
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoYou may have noticed high gas prices have swiftly and rudely become less high, a trend that, if it...
'Defund the FBI': Trump supporters calmly react to Mar-a-Lago search
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoAs news that the FBI had executed a search warrant on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort home broke,...
Cassidy Hutchinson puts her former boss and assorted Trump-supporting cowards to shame
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoThe small galaxy of cowards who still revolve around former President Donald Trump will holler and...
Oh, for Middle-earth's sake, there's elf diversity in 'The Rings of Power.' What's next?
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoAs you probably know by now, the libs in HollyWEIRD have managed to take the pure and glorious work...
What in the world will 2023 bring? Our USA TODAY Opinion team has wishes – and fears.
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoSo we made it through the Christmas holiday season and are now staring down the end of 2022. Good...