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Elon Musk is taking away my blue check mark on Twitter. Who am I if not notable?
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoOn April 1, Elon Musk will be robbing me and my fellow verified Twitter users of the one thing in...
This is a parody of Elon Musk – please do not ban me from Twitter (or sue me)
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years ago(Before this column begins, I would like to make clear this is parody and SHOULD NOT result in me...
The BEST 2023 Predictions: Musk kills Twitter, Kanye babbles, DeSantis labeled a toad
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoAs a professional American columnist, I’m constitutionally required to write my predictions for the...
Texas AG takes on Twitter bots for Elon Musk, leaves school shootings to armed teachers
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoThere’s excellent public safety news coming out of Texas in the wake of last month’s horrific...
USA TODAY food drive donates nearly 670,000 meals, columnist declares self 'awesome'
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoHere’s some good news: I, contrary to popular belief, am awesome. Nobody was more surprised to learn...
Trump has been subpoenaed, Biden hasn't. So...Republicans and Democrats are both flawed?
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoLook, I know the midterm elections are coming up, but I’ll be darned if I can figure out the...
A post-Ohio message from Republicans: On second thought, we’re pro-choice| USA TODAY Columnist
The Columbus Dispatch via Yahoo News· 9 months agoAfter another electoral shellacking centered on abortion rights – this time in Ohio – Republicans...
Why I decided to shoot all my Bud Light: A letter to my 'woke' liberal neighbors
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoDear neighbors: I see on the local Facebook page that some have been wondering why I recently put...
Elon Musk wants me to pay to use troll-filled X? That'll be the nail in Twitter's coffin.
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 8 months agoSo Twitter-slayer Elon Musk is thinking about making all users pay to access the site now known,...
I apologize to 'Dilbert' comic creator Scott Adams for forcing him to be racist
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoAs a member of “the media,” I would like to formally apologize for forcing “Dilbert” creator Scott...