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With Elon Musk ruining Twitter, it's time to get back to hollering on street corners
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoWith Elon Musk ripping Twitter apart like a lion in a house made of gazelle meat, many are eyeing...
Elon Musk is taking away my blue check mark on Twitter. Who am I if not notable?
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoOn April 1, Elon Musk will be robbing me and my fellow verified Twitter users of the one thing in...
This is a parody of Elon Musk – please do not ban me from Twitter (or sue me)
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year ago(Before this column begins, I would like to make clear this is parody and SHOULD NOT result in me...
The BEST 2023 Predictions: Musk kills Twitter, Kanye babbles, DeSantis labeled a toad
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoAs a professional American columnist, I’m constitutionally required to write my predictions for the...
Texas AG takes on Twitter bots for Elon Musk, leaves school shootings to armed teachers
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoThere’s excellent public safety news coming out of Texas in the wake of last month’s horrific...
Elon Musk wants me to pay to use troll-filled X? That'll be the nail in Twitter's coffin.
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 7 months agoSo Twitter-slayer Elon Musk is thinking about making all users pay to access the site now known,...
'Defund the FBI': Trump supporters calmly react to Mar-a-Lago search
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoAs news that the FBI had executed a search warrant on Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort home broke,...
I apologize to 'Dilbert' comic creator Scott Adams for forcing him to be racist
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoAs a member of “the media,” I would like to formally apologize for forcing “Dilbert” creator Scott...
Fox News lied to you. Here are some ways to move forward.
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 1 year agoIt has been a bad couple of weeks for the fabulists at Fox News. Text messages made public as part...
Tuesday's primaries, election conspiracies and Donald Trump's long trail of broken brains
USA TODAY Opinion via Yahoo News· 2 years agoFive states hold primary elections Tuesday, with many races featuring Republican candidates fully...